FARTer's Day


A. Well, let us answer that with a few questions...

1. Do you love your Dad? (If yes, you need me. If no, why are you here then?... Face it - You need me.)

2. Do you want to see him smile/cringe on Father's day?

3. Or perhaps his farts are absolutely rotten and it's about time he was named and shamed?

Either way - I'm sure this will make Pops giggle!

If You have ordered a HANDWRITTEN card, please send us an email (info@kitschnoir.com) including:

1. Dress of the recipient
2. The message you would like written inside.

Each card is 105mm x 148mm
Heavyweight 340gsm stock
Sustainably sourced
Light satin finish, left uncoated and blank on the inside for you personal message

UK delivery, will be in your hands within 1-3 days
EU delivery will be in your hands within 5 days
US/Canada will be in your hands within 10 days
Australia/Rest of World will be in your hands within 14 days

(Pretty obvs- but pleeease order within good time of the special occasion it's needed for!)

Much Love X

Reviews (2)


Father received the card and absolutely loved it!

Great card! Great service, we really need more cards like this in our community. Great representation of us as a whole. Love the whole collection of fathers day cards.

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